Alternate Regular Show

Note: All credit is given to the creator of Regular Show, JG Quintel.

This is just like Regular Show, but it's my version of it. Anyone is allowed to copy off of this, as long as they give credit. And i'm not a super perfect writer, so don't expect perfect stuff. But I hope you enjoy! (I will only show detail if I show any made up characters in this fanfic)


Episode 1-Clean Up

Rigby and Mordecai, 2 great friends were in their room throwing pillows at each other.

Mordecai: This is getting boring, let's stop.

Rigby: *whining* But why?

Mordecai: What if we break something and Benson catches us doing this?

Rigby: Pssh. We won't get in trouble.

Mordecai: Fine.

They started doing it again.

Rigby: *throws pillow at Mordecai* Haha, sucker!

Mordecai: Ahhh! *crashes into wall, which makes everything break leaving just a wooden room.

Rigby: Look what you did, Mordecai?

Mordecai: What I did? You're the one who threw the pillow at me!

Rigby: Woah, woah. No need to get all worked up.

Mordecai: *sigh* Whatever.

Rigby: Now how in the H are we gonna fix this S? We need to clean up.

Then they heard a knock at their door.

Mordecai: Crap, it's probably Benson!

Rigby: What do we do?

Mordecai: I don't know, just explain the story to him!

They hear another knock.

Benson: Hello? Mordecai and Rigby, let me in!

Mordecai: One second!

Rigby: Anyways, we can't explain this story to him! We're gonna get busted!

Mordecai: Come on, dude!

Rigby: Oh, so I guess we're old people now, so we'll just say, *old man voice* "Excuse me sir, but we were pillow fighting and the wall broke".

Mordecai: We have to do something....dude!

Benson: If you don't let me in now, i'm getting Skips to break us in here! 1....2....

Mordecai: What do we do?

Rigby: HIDE!

Mordecai and Rigby hid, but then Skips broke the door down.

Benson: What did you guys do to this place!

Mordecai: *gets out from under the covers* Rigby threw a pillow at the wall.

Rigby: *gets out from under the bed* That's so not true!

Benson: You guys will both have to clean up this mess! *leaves*

Mordecai: Now what are we gonna do?

Rigby: We need to find an easy solution for this.

Mordecai: Will he be angry?

Rigby: *puts wallpaper on wall* He won't now.

Mordecai: Rigby, you're a genius! *high-fives Rigby* Haha!

LOLOLOL!!! This is so funneh, it made me want to read it again! You did a pretty good job with this. =)

Please continue!

Thanks. I'lll make more.

Episode 2-The Frisbee Fear

Mordecai: So Rigby, want to play Frisbee?

Rigby: I don't know dude, remember the time a frisbee gave me a black eye.

Mordecai: Dude, it's just a frisbee.

Rigby: No, it's a big red nasty frisbee!

Mordecai: Don't be a chicken!

Rigby: *flashback to when Rigby was 7*

Mordecai: Hey Rigby! Want to play frisbee with me?

Rigby: Sure! I never played this before.

Mordecai: *throws frisbee*

Rigby: Wait I wasn't rea-*frisbee hits Rigby in eye*

*end flashback*

Mordecai: It's not like you went to the hospital or anything.

Skips: *walks over to Mordeccai and Rigby* Can I play with you guys?

Mordecai: it's fine with me, but don't throw it at cry baby over there. *points to Rigby*

Skips: Ok, Rigby watch out because i'm gonna do my double frisbee spin.

Mordecai: *gives Skips frisbee*

Skips: Here it goes. *throws frisbee*

Rigby: Huh? *frisbee hits Rigby's stomach*

Mordecai: Rigby!

Skips: Sorry!

Rigby: There's.....

Mordecai: Woah, there's a big cut in his stomach!

Benson: *comes over* What happened to Rigby!

Skips: It's my fault, I threw a frisbee in his stomach.

Benson: It's ok, as long as it wasn't either of those two's fault. *drives Rugby to hospital*

At the hospital, Skips put Rigby down on a hospital bed.

Rigby: What are they gonna do?

Benson: You're getting surgery.

Rigby: Nooooooo!

Doctor: *sprays sleeping gas on Rigby*

Mordecai: Hey, can you spray some on me, too!

Doctor: *shrugs* *sprays sleeping gas on Mordecai*

Mordecai: *dreaming*

Mordecai: Oh, Margaret.

Margaret: So Mordecai, what do you want to do?

Mordecai: How about we makeout?
*dream ends*

Rigby: *sleeping*

Benson: Rigby! Wake up, it's over.

Rigby: *wakes* Why is this stitch in my belly?

Skips: The doctor had to seal the opening.

Mordecai: *wakes* Huh? Oh, hey Rigby.

Rigby: Hey Mordecai.

Mordecai: I want you to know something.

Rigby: What?

Mordecai: I am your father.

Rigby: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Mordecai: Haha, just kidding, dude!

Rigby: Oh, ok then.

Nice! Keep up the awesome work!

lol These are great keep going.

Mordecai's dream is pretty funny lol.

Lol keep it going, this looks fine so far.

This is a tiny bit related to "Mordecai and the Rigby's". But it's a different Mini-Plot. (Don't want to ruin it)

Episode 3- Guitar Crazy

Rigby and Mordecai had just got paid by Benson.

Benson: Ok guys, here's your money. *gives Mordecai and Rigby money*

Rigby: Cool!

Mordecai: Sweet!

Benson: But you guys better not doing anything stupid with it!

Rigby and Mordecai went to the "Guitar Store".

Mordecai: I love this place!

Rigby: Let's see, we have 50 dollars, so let's get a really cool guitar!

Mordecai: Yeah, let's do this!

Rigby: I know! *points to golden guitar with stars on it* Let's get that one!

Mordecai: You mean, the Super Guitar 911!

Rigby: Yeah! Come on, dude! It'll be awesome!

Mordecai: I'm not sure...it says, "Only use if you are in a music emergency."

Rigby: Pleeeeeease!

Mordecai: Fine. *goes to cashier and puts guitar on counter*

Rigby: *looks at cashier* Don?

Don: Hey, bro! This isn't my usual job, but i'm taking a break from my other one and using this one.

Rigby: Just tell us the price and give us the guitar!

Don: First, give me some sugar, bro!

Rigby: Fiiiiiine. *hugs Don*

Don: *scans guitar* That'll be $99.99.

Rigby: What!!! But we only have 50 dollars!

Mordecai: Can you make a special price for us?

Don: Well, Rigby did give me sugar. So....I guess so. It's $50.00.

Rigby: *pays* Now let's go play the guitar!

Mordecai: Wait! *hugs Don*

Don: Thanks for the sugar, Morde-Bro!!

At their Room

Rigby: *plays guitar*

Mordecai: Wow, this is cool.

Rigby: I told you so.

Suddenly the lights went pitch black.

Mordecai: Hey, dude. What'd you do?!

Rigby: I didn't do anything.

A ghost lit up the dark room.

Ghost: I am the Guitar Ghost!

Rigby: Why are you here?

Ghost: Don't you have an emergency?

Mordecai: No.

Ghost: What? This guitar is only for Music Emergencies! I will destroy you guys!

Mordecai: RUN! *Mordecai and Rigby jump out of the window*

Rigby: We need Skips.

Mordecai: I'll go get Skips, Rigby, you stay here. *gets Skips*

Skips: What do you want?

Mordecai: Do you know the Super Guitar 911?

Skips: What about it?

Mordecai: Well, we played it and then a big Ghost came out of it! How do you stop it?

Skips: There's only 1 way to do it, you have to shut it down.

Mordecai: How?

Skips: I'll do it. *goes to shut down guitar*

Rigby: Skips is here!

Skips: Don't move! *Finds guitar and hits "Off" switch.

Mordecai: He did it!

The ghost faded away

Rigby: Well, that was easy.

Benson: *comes over* What the H happened here!

Mordecai: Rigby and I unleashed a ghost and it destroyed everything.

Benson: *sigh* I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID! YOU 2 ARE ON DISH DUTY!

Rigby and Mordecai: Awwwww. *both go to clean dishes*

Hahaha, I love this! Awesome story so far!

Episode 4-Costume Fighters

Rigby and Mordecai walked up to this man holding costumes.

Rigby: Those are cool outfits!

Mordecai: Yeah, how much do they cost?

Man: They're free, but after you buy 2 of them, you can't buy anymore. *shows list of moves*

Mordecai: I'll take Sonic Dodge and Ground Pound.

Man: Ok. Combine these 2 costumes and put them on by slapping them together. *gives him blue and white costumes*

Rigby: I want Mega Block and Soda Cannon!

Man: Ok, just do the same thing I told your friend. *Hands him red and brown costumes*

At their Room

Mordecai: *slaps costumes together* This is sick, dude! *puts it on*

Rigby: *slaps costumes together* Cool! *puts it on*

Mordecai: What now?

Rigby: Let's go outside and fight.

Mordecai: Ok.

Outside

Rigby: We need to make an arena.

Mordecai: I'll do it with my Ground Pound! Rigby, use your Mega Block so you don't get hurt. *does Ground Pound*

Rigby: *does Mega Block*

Mordecai: Ready, set, GO!

Rigby: Soda Cannon! *does Soda Cannon which makes hand shoot soda*

Mordecai: Sonic Dodge! *dodges faster than the speed of sound*

The same thing was repeated over and over again by Rigby and Mordecai.

Mordecai: Ok, time for something different! Ground Pound! *does Ground Pound*

Rigby: Uh....what was that blcok called aga- Ahh! *falls deeper in hole

Mordecai: Time to finish you off!

Rigby: What are you doing?

Mordecai: I don't want to ruin the suprise! Sonic Pound! *runs behind Rigby and pounds the ground several times*

Rigby: Lava! *looks at lava seeping through cracks*

Mordecai: We both have to use all of our moves.

Rigby: Ok.

Mordecai and Rigby used all their moves, creating a big blast of air and they both got out of the hole.

Benson: Why is there a huge hole!

Rigby: I don't know.

Mordecai: *punches Rigby in arm*

Rigby: We were fighting and we made a hole.

Benson: You guys are on dish duty, again!

Mordecai and Rigby: Crap. *goes to clean dishes*

Yaay, new chappie! This is AMAZING! XD

Wow that was IMO your best chapter.

Waaaaiting for the next chappie~

*insert waiting room music*

Next chapter plz.

Let's get the next chappie!

These are so cute! I'm glad to see some interesting writing going on here(:

As Pops would often say, GOOD SHOW! <3